Crushing the Norms of Life and the Internet

September 3, 2020

“The Sales Guru Review reminds me of the worst in advertising. But sometimes you gotta wade through the slop because gold hides in there…” As he prances around the Mercedes spewing his ‘guru-ish’ banter I’m thinking to myself: ‘This is not all that funny.” And I think it’s because this kind-a behavior is so prevalent

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September 2, 2020

“Hey…one man’s trash is another man’s Facebook post, especially if it makes me money…” I love the smell of sales in the morning. Smells like… Free traffic. When you’re surfing for big fat semolians online, it helps to have an edge (or at least a well waxed board). And as my longer-heeled readers know, I’m

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August 30, 2020

“Patience is not always a virtue…especially when it comes to parking lots, barbeques and bluebonnets…” …and I think she was trying to jam her honker down my throat… All it seemingly takes is to put an otherwise mild-mannered bloke or madame in a motor vehicle and they ditch all sense of decorum the second they

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August 29, 2020

“Posting on multiple Facebook groups can be tricky and get you spanked on the behind by The Zuckster…unless you do this…” “You can make canoodles and bazillions with Facebook ads…” …the Flextape guy even said so!​​​​ In the interest of full disclosure, yours ‘drooly uses Facebook advertising and benefits from it greatly. Howeva…this has required

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